Your Horoscopes - Week of September 13, 2011

Aries: The gods do indeed enjoy playing games with our lives—tempting us with power and driving us mad with hubris—but you they just enjoy seeing hit in the balls.

Source: http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/7sXbrFMH-Ug/

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